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I'm talking to Ellie about this right now, but I have to share this with the group because it's priceless. There have been several country-wide protests (hartals) lately called by the opposition party. The opposition leader, Khaleda Zia, announced she was going on a hunger strike for--wait for it--six hours. Some people might consider a "six hour hunger strike" as "the time between lunch and dinner," but what do they know?
I love it. This is classic Bangladesh politics: histrionic declarations of self-sacrifice/martyrdom matched only by tone-deaf self-absorption. A six-hour hunger strike is like the bastard child of Gandhi and Marie Antoinette.
Does anyone know what happened to that guy who went on a hunger strike in India to end corruption? I bet he starved to death.
Love,
Ellie’s friend
It was so funny that I decided I should send it on to my coworkers. However, I work at a Christian organization and thus felt iffy about the email’s reception if it included the word bastard. So, I decided to hit up my best-friend-at-work-website, thesaurus.com.
The best part was when a coworker walked up to ask me something, and this was definitely on my screen:
Thankfully it was a cool/young/hip coworker who wasn’t horribly offended by my depravity and we mostly just fell into a fit of muffled cubicle laughter.
Oh cubicles and the privacy from which you deprive us….